Monday, 8 October 2007

Things I'm Not Good At (An occasional series)

1. Buttering bread. My secret shame. My Achilles' heel. I can't butter a piece of bread worth a piccadilly. A stoned chimp using a raccoon as a knife would mangle a slice of bread less than I do in the simple act of attempting to slather butter and butter substitute products upon one.
It is a technique I have never mastered, nor do I believe I ever shall. I must make myself content to eat my bread with butter as a pastiche of marbleized butter and bread segments, never evenly applied.

Thank goodness for toast.

1 Comments:

At 27 November 2007 11:24 , Blogger Genevieve said...

i was born on the 5th of July. what im not good at, cooking. it never turns out how its suppose to. i cant even made 2 minute noodles. it just never seems to taste right.

 

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