A brief update

Despite the jellyfish horde off the coast of Northern Ireland, I'm still here, newly turkey-stuffed and generally chuffed to find the winter holiday season around the corner. As usual, I can't quite figure out how to get the heating system to work, so hopefully someone will come round to squint at the boiler and overcharge us for trivial repairs before the cats get tired of being used as footwarmers, though they make perfectly good ones.

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