Bear-faced cheek

My ever-indomitable (and quite possibly indestructible) mate Danny posted this over on NewsMonster:



Am I wrong in thinking this would make a great Beanie Baby? Ty Corporation, where are you when we need you?

Mohammed
I play all day
At toys and games
But in Sudan
I can't be named!

As an added bonus, when squeezed, the bear will play an excerpt from Devo's "Whip It".